HTF'd 

The act of getting fisted with a sandpaper glove without rhyme or reason. Being looked down upon like the ugly red headed step child of inbred parents.

I just got HTF'd by a cooperating agency.

HTF'd by Fire1up September 12, 2018

HTFDIK 

How The Fuck do I know

Girl: Do you know where I put that thing the other day?
Girl 2: HTFDIK

HTFDIK by Arekandera April 18, 2009

HTFDTH

How the fuck does that happen

I got a cramp in my little toe HTFDTH????

HTFDTH by DJJ23 March 13, 2011

htfdithilhwohk 

how the fuck do I tell him I like him without him knowing…

person 1: “bro..htfdithilhwohk…”
person 2: “wtf go tell him you bitch”

htfdithilhwohk by fatuiharbginger January 18, 2023