HRPCES

The HRPCES acronym stands for: Human Resources Politically Correct English Ssshhhh.

Pronounced "Herpes" (the C is silent), this term may be used when one of your co-workers blurts out an expletive deleted in the company of others who have very sensitive ears.

After Bob dropped the F-Bomb in front of Debbie and Sara, I said, "Umm, Bob... Herpes!" He blushed and nodded in acknowledgement of our HRPCES policy, and then apologized quickly to the ladies.

HRPCES by JayArr August 1, 2012

hrpceking 

Gnerelly doing anything that your not supposed to do. Another form is doing the task at hand completely backwards to the point where it seems the task was never finished but was finished, just backwards so some one else has to redo the task forards to justify sanity.

The child drowned in the lake because the lifeguard was hrpceking with the female lifeguard. So the child drowns and hrpceking results in sexual frustration (this time for the backwards communication).

hrpceking by WastedMemory October 3, 2006