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AKA- Happy Relationship Paranoia

A self-hating paranoia which is formed when one is having a satisfiying relationship, but is afraid to screw-up or wreck the relationship, resulting in fear and instability. Such paranoia often result in the end of a relationship.

"It's when you're in a great relationship, but can't stop worrying that you'll _____ it up or that it's gonna end somehow." -questionablecontent.net comic#254
I'm going out with such a great person, but it's giving me HRP.
HRP by Entak June 11, 2006
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Happy Relationship Paranoia
Youre in a great relationship but you can't stop worring that you will screw it up or something will go wrong
"Something wrong but i cant figure out what. It must jut be HRP"
hrp by 8DIM June 11, 2006
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HRP HRPC HRPCES hrpceking HRPJ hrpt
honey roasted peanuts. very tasty treats. Can be purchased in 52 oz cans at wholesale store.
"pass me them hrp's son"

"I need some HRP's, give me some peanuts bitch"
hrp by CWGATORS322 February 17, 2008
HIGH ROLLER POSSE

I group of guys who believe themselves to be "high rollers" dressing in expensive clothes in pursuit of women. Into cars and materialistic things. They think highly of themselves regardless of their true stature. They are mostly seen standing around bars admiring women, however never actually having the balls to approach them.
Hey man lets get the HRP together tonight and pick up some chicks at the bar.

Lets bring some ladies back to the HRP pad.
HRP by fourmilelake November 26, 2010
A boy who is a simp and who also has an array of STDs (i.e. syphilis, chlamydia, etc.) and still cries to his ex for sex
"My man went HRP on us right there. The fuck?"
HRP by ayessvee October 21, 2020

hrpceking 

Gnerelly doing anything that your not supposed to do. Another form is doing the task at hand completely backwards to the point where it seems the task was never finished but was finished, just backwards so some one else has to redo the task forards to justify sanity.
The child drowned in the lake because the lifeguard was hrpceking with the female lifeguard. So the child drowns and hrpceking results in sexual frustration (this time for the backwards communication).
hrpceking by WastedMemory October 3, 2006
The only server that allows spamming (not too much), madness and fun. But other members don't like so they just quit.
HRPC Member: @everyone
HRPC Member #2: Stop.
HRPC Member: @everyone
HRPC Member #2: STOP IT!!
HRPC Member: @everyone
HRPC Member #2: *leaves the server*
HRPC by TheDevastator27 January 17, 2019