HOWID
Acronym for Hot Only When I'm Drunk. Used to describe that is somewhat unnattractive sober, but hot when you are intoxicated.
HOWID by DJ Scribble Scratch April 29, 2009
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The Holidaze
Michaela: What are your plans for The Holidaze?
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
Gary: Trippin balls on Bicycle Day, then blaze all day on 4/20. You?
Michaela: Pretty much the same, staying in and traveling the multiverse inside my brain.
The Holidaze by TheTallestPsychonaut April 20, 2023
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HOWID • holiday • holidate • hoid • holiday beard • Holiday Taint • Holiday-whore • holiday tree • Holiday Friend • holiday homework
holidazed
Tess Holiday
When someone with a real eating disorder is forced to temporarily suspend their normal routine of restriction/purging/exercise and/or safe foods due to external circumstances beyond their control (family vacation/road trip, presence of others, lack of safe foods being available, etc) and is forced to eat like a typical normie.
This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".
This can induce severe mental stress and cause feelings of guilt and of being a "fake ana" or as having "Tessorexia".
Tessie: "Did you hear that every May 6th is international "No Diet Day"?
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".
Sasha: "Yeah. It's a Tess Holiday".
Tess Holiday by Anathemata September 23, 2021
Howdy Booty Time
Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.
This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.
The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.
This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.
Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.
The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.
NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.
NEVER!!!!!!!!
WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!
Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!
Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023
Hoppo Holiday
1. A no call or a no show at work.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.
3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.
4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired
5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in
to work on a given day.
"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"
"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.
Hoppo Holiday by studminustheu February 18, 2010
holiday pour
A glass of wine filled close to the top of the glass, vs. just around half the glass as is usually the case.
holiday pour by Ronco712 October 17, 2022
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