Hoskin

It's fucking Hoskin not Hoskins you fucking retard

*teacher doing class register*
Teacher: Megan HOSKINS
Megan: IT'S FUCKING HOSKN, NO S, NO NOTHING. H. O. S. K. I . N.

Hoskin by How fun! July 13, 2019

hoskin

hahahahaahhaahah

band teahcer!!

hoskin is a band teacher

dont pull a hoskin

hoskin by hooch May 3, 2004

Hoskin

A fraud, someone who spins webs of lies preemptively in order to manipulate a group's opinion of a third party for personal gain.

She knew they would reveal her lies to the group so she became a hoskin, she got out ahead of the truth by spreading even more lies to sway their opinions.

Hoskin by PG1979 June 23, 2024

Hoskin'ing

1. The new age Ponzi-like scheme, where investors are lured by the promises of a state-of-the-art like blockchain only to receive a forever testnet also known as a husknet.

2. The over-inflation of self-ego, projecting one to be greater than he/she really is.

We are hoskin'ing these new investors to our blockchain.

We were just hoskin'ed and our money just disappeared.

The opposite of getting hoskin'ed is getting Avalaunched 2.0

Hoskin'ing by KSekAva May 20, 2020

ISAAC HOSKIN 

A TALL GOOFY DAWG WHOS MUM DRIVES A WHEELBARROW

ISAAC HOSKIN IS ALWAYS TALL AND GOOFY

ISAAC HOSKIN by isaac hos May 15, 2018

jye hoskin 

Jye Hoskin is the worlds most handsome man and is a sex machine, he has a big dick and all his friends want to suck it. (Even the guys)

“Look, it’s jye Hoskin, I wanna suck him off”

jye hoskin by Marcus gorilla May 18, 2019

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.

Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!

The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010