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someone who fap to extreamly unwholesome nsfw things, like loli hentai
"hey, did you hear that rick fapped in the bathroom to loli hentai? damn, what a disgusting horni guy"
Horni by wholewheatmilk October 19, 2021
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Horni
Horni by H@ppyt!m3s December 3, 2022
Empress of light
Ayo EoL horni fr fr
Horni by Shat-o-Jeff March 9, 2023
Good, great, big Oof, hot, whatever explains anything that is a positive
: How was the food you ate
: SOO Horni
Horni by Juzforfin July 9, 2023

Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
💧 🦑 💦 💧
Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
Horni nibba octopus by Icaca April 11, 2021

HornĂ­ Police 

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called HornĂ­ Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.
You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police
HornĂ­ Police by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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