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someone who fap to extreamly unwholesome nsfw things, like loli hentai
"hey, did you hear that rick fapped in the bathroom to loli hentai? damn, what a disgusting horni guy"
Horni by wholewheatmilk October 19, 2021
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Horni by H@ppyt!m3s December 3, 2022
Empress of light
Ayo EoL horni fr fr
Horni by Shat-o-Jeff March 9, 2023
Good, great, big Oof, hot, whatever explains anything that is a positive
: How was the food you ate
: SOO Horni
Horni by Juzforfin July 9, 2023

Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
💧 🦑 💦 💧
Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
Horni nibba octopus by Icaca April 11, 2021

HornĂ­ Police 

Whoa, mate! Read carefully. This is not "Horny Police" if you thought. It's called HornĂ­ Police. That's a small town in Czechia which means Oberpolitz in German. Many towns/names end with the czech -ce. So, it is actually Mainstream there.
You: hi m 16 cz
Stranger: hi im USA f 18
You: im in horni Police
Stranger: pervert
Stranger has disconnected.
Horní Police ≠ Horny Police
HornĂ­ Police by MikeFromMicrosoft December 11, 2017
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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