Hob's Choice

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A choice between two (or more) unbearably bad options, also know as a Sophie's Choice. "Hob" is Old English for the Devil, so literally it's the Devil's Choice.

Not to be confused with a Hobson's choice, which is a false choice between option that are essentially the same.

If Trump is not impeached, he will say in Office. If he is removed form Office Pence becomes President and any semblance of s socially just society will be under attack. It's a bit of a Hob's Choice.

Hob's Choice by mtnmeister July 21, 2017

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HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets

HOB’s Winnets by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

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HOB’s Winnets

The most disgustingly tasty winnets

Wob ate HOB’s Winnets yesterday. They were scrumptious

HOB’s Winnets by Michael.Kennedy69 March 7, 2023

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Hob Stain

Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.

Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.

Hob Stain by dettroy November 21, 2010

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Hob schlob on a bob knob

a crude slag term for bobbing on the knob. ie a blowjob or blow/hand job done while wearing a kilt. you must complete the blowjob with a cum shot to the FACE! (extra points for eye shots)

oh the other day i was wearing me kilt and i got the best "hob schlob on a bob knob"... i gave her the biggest facial i think has ever cum outa me knob!!! even got her with a good one to the eye, for good measure of course.

Hob schlob on a bob knob by William, SleepingWith September 30, 2010

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Hob Sucker

A Hob Sucker is a sucker of cock or dirty dick.

You are a real Hob Sucker

Hob Sucker by Randy1404 July 27, 2018

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hob scobblin

Hopping over ice or snow in an impish manner in order to arrive at one's destination quickly.

Mikey and I were hob scobblin over to grill to grab a qucik order o fries.

hob scobblin by Pucci February 28, 2003

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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