hk416

A new rifle developed by Heckler and Koch, a German arms manufacturer. The concept was updating the M16/M6 series by incorporating a new gas piston system instead of the typical M16/M4 mechanisim. The new weapon is ultra reliable and is already in use by the US Special Operations community including Delta Force as well as the Norweigan Armed Forces. It fires the NATO standard 5.56x45mm round and has a standard magazine capacity of 30 rounds. It is available with barrel lengths of 10.5in,14.5in,16in,and 20in. It is also available in a variation called the HK417 which is basically a scaled up HK416 chambered for the heavier 7.62x51mm round.

Son im strapped wit mah duece duece.
Im carrying the new Heckler and Koch HK416 10DS.
Ah shit son I surrender

hk416 by Russell55645 October 25, 2007

hk416

The German company Heckler & Koch is now producing a morphed version of the G36 & M4 which is a 5.56x45 Nato rifle round. A revolutionary new gas and bolt assembly now makes this wepon even more reliable. Most notably, it stays clean longer. It requires less servicing than past rifles and you can pull the bolt out right after firing half a dozen clips to find it cool to the touch. While nothing highly technical like the OICW it is viewed to be a step up from the M16 and G36 variants. It is possibly that the U.S. military might adopt this new weapon in the next 5 years to replace our aging arsonal of M16A2's.

Damn that HK416 really can lay down the fire. I want one...

hk416 by Gunnar Hoffman June 7, 2007

Cute HK416 

It’s HK416 Moaning Cute And Having Sex By Me.
416: (Moaning)
416: Senpai… I- I Need You- (Moaning)
Aiden: It’s OK
416: Ahhhhhhh!~

Cute HK416 Is My Senpai~

Cute HK416 by DecisiveIbex June 13, 2021

HK-416

The typical "Fun Gestapo" rifle in "Phantom Forces", you'll always see some rank 200 Hyper-sweat running around the maps with a HK-416 with .223 rem conversion, stub grip, muzzle break and green laser to make an already annoying gun the physical definition of AIDS of the Soldier class, said users also kick puppies in their spare time and always move like a rat having a stroke in-game.

Hk-416 user : *Spams a kitted out HK416 without any braincells"
Also HK-416 : "Ez"
Reasonable Player : Typical HK-416 users...

HK-416 by RandomInternetGoblin May 3, 2021

hk416a5 

The meta assault rifle of Escape from Tarkov. Every chad, wannabe chad and their mother loads this bad boy up with m855a1 or m995 and shoots it at 850 RPM with 0 recoil.

Bro, I hate hk416a5 users, the gun literally has 0 recoil and is a fucking laser. fuck hk users, all my homies hate hk users.

hk416a5 by anon145 December 6, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020