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HIV positive 

An HIV positive diagnosis is given to a person who is infected with HIV or Human Immunodeficiency Virus. HIV is a terrible infection that often leads to AIDS.

HIV is common among gay or bisexual men. About 1 in 5 gay or bisexual men have HIV. Gay or bisexual men account for a large majority of HIV diagnoses as a whole, and over 80% of HIV diagnoses among males. In short, if you’re a gay man then you’re much more likely to get HIV.

Also, HIV positive gay men are almost 100 times more likely to get anal cancer than the general population. All of this is because gay or bisexual men often have anal sex with other men. Anal sex can cause anal fissures, which are basically cuts or tears to your anus which can get infected.
Gay men are the population most affected by infections and diseases like HIV, Syphilis, and anal cancer. Because of this, more gay men die of sexual transmitted diseases (STDs) than any other group. Many gay men are HIV positive. Those are the simple facts.
HIV positive by Give me the facts. January 19, 2020
Words you can keep

HIV positive 

absolutely sure
more acceptable to say if you actually have AIDS

from a South Park episode
"are you sure dude?" "yeah man, I'm HIV positive"
HIV positive by Orangefizzlebiz March 13, 2008

HIV Positive 

This is a way of determining whether or not your friend is completely and totally sure of themselves when they are explaining something to you. Please see the examples for further explanation.
"Hey Tommy whats going on?"

"Jimmy I've got some bad news... The pigs went through our lockers today and found Adam's crack"

"Tommy.. Are you positive??"

"Yeah!"

"Are you HIV POSITIVE?"

"Yeah!"

"Damn!"
HIV Positive by CHALK111111 June 24, 2013

HIV Positive 

what landon is
HIV Positive by landonmcintosh November 6, 2019

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201
Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

I'm HIV positive 

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.
Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.
I'm HIV positive by OMGary March 15, 2008

why you look HIV positive 

A comeback used when someone trys to cut on you peferably for wehn the insult begins with " why".
Damani : "Damn, why you so fat"
Kayla: : " Why you look HIV positive"
Damani: (says nothing)
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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