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HAVAL
Piece of shit car company breaks down once you leave the car salesman, can't drive over a stone without breaking everything and burning the engine out.
Haval
car salesmen: you'll love it
Me: shit,fuck,piece of goddam titty fucking, cow raping piece of fucking shit!!
car salesmen: you'll love it
Me: shit,fuck,piece of goddam titty fucking, cow raping piece of fucking shit!!
HAVAL by @therealjeremyclarkson June 12, 2019
Related Words
Haval • havalanche • havalah • Havali • Havalina • Havalli • Havalrai • havaluschia • havalynn • rehan havaldar
Haval
Hava Nagila
An Israeli folk song that means, "Let Us Rejoice & Be Glad."
Ashton Kutcher's character, Evan, in The Butterfly Effect made a reference to this song.
Ashton Kutcher's character, Evan, in The Butterfly Effect made a reference to this song.
Evan (Ashton): That's great, maybe I can spin my wheelchair to the techno remix of Hava Nagila until I puke.
Hava Nagila by Ardent August 31, 2004
Halalify
Halalify by Abdi Mahad October 20, 2012
Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal
The iconic Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a common staple of Penn State dining. Everyday, cheerful students walk in one of many of Penn State's commons and come out grim-faced. That's when you know they were grilled chicken thigh halaled. Why? It is not only obsessively re-served over other foods that dining knows students enjoy far more over the poor chickens which probably were not even slaughtered halal-style, it also just does not taste good. Eating cardboard with salt and pepper is more preferable to Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal.
The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.
If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
The Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal is a perfect example of one man's trash, another man's trash. To feed the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal to anyone is essentially the equivalent of wishing them a terrible life.
If you see the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal, run, and keep your mouth closed. Before you know it, you have a giant chicken thigh inside your throat.
Freshman: "What the hell is this sad compostable pile of shit?"
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
Senior: "Oh, that's the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal. We don't talk about the Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal."
Freshman: "Why do they serve it?"
Senior: "Beats me. I'm not gonna miss it when I graduate."
Grilled Chicken Thigh Halal by Lexatic September 23, 2020
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.