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Hard serve ice cream 

Right before you cum, simply grip your dick as hard as you can to stop the sexplosion. After a few seconds release your grip so that the massive cumload speeds toward your partner's face. The tricky part of completing the hard serve ice cream is to slap your hardened ejaculating dick into the pools of cum right as they hit your partner's face. Mostly used during hot gay man sex.
Richard was being such a bitch that I gave him the old hard serve ice cream right on his cheek.

Ice cold hard nips 

When your nipples freeze so hard they can break titanium into 16 thousand pieces.
"Man, it is so cold outside I could break glass with these ice cold hard nips!"

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory 

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.