Hīnaki

A trap that catches your eel, found between the legs of indigenous woman from New Zealand. Many a man has been caught in a Hīnaki and his bros have never seen or herd from him again

Where is Hone? Oh, he's caught in a Hīnaki bro, we won't see him for a while.

Hīnaki by Steelgenes March 24, 2025

Hinakura 

Someone that couldn’t get over their school crush.

Me: Look over there. That's a Hinakura.

Hinakura by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

hinamizawa syndrome 

1) A really screwed up disease that causes hallucinations and paranoia so intense you kill those around you and eventually yourself, usually by clawing out your throat.

2) What would happen if dementia and AIDS had a baby

*On the local news* "Sadly, another person suffering from the highly dangerous Hinamizawa Syndrome slaughtered their family, and then died moments later in the street after clawing out their own throat"

hinamizawa syndrome by Savior Ryuugu March 22, 2014

Hinagiku 

She is a character from the anime Hayate no gotoku! and the student council president of hakuo academy. She is also the prettiest & cutest of all anime girls :)

Hinagiku is my waifu

Hinagiku by Ichiiii November 13, 2010

hizaki

Hizaki is a Japanese musician who is known for his beauty and grace, but most of all his guitar playing skills which makes your god wet himself. He's been in many bands during the visual-kei movement and is currently the guitarist (along with Teru) for the band Versailles.

"wait..hizaki is a man? mind..cannot..process.*dies*

hizaki by GremlinlyDixanadu December 9, 2008

hinki 

A virtual e-faggot on World of Warcraft whose brain is almost as small as his penis. He likes to go around and acts like he's the best shit, yet he's actually extremely bad at the game and dodges wargames 24/7. He also acts this way because his father inserted too many bananas inside his rectum during his early childhood, and will continue to do so throughout his natural life. If you see him, don't even bother making fun of him. He'll just call you bad, ask for a wargame, and then if you agree, he comes up with an excuse to dodge. He's actually the most pathetic player on World of Warcraft, aside from the lumbering pile of obese garbage that is Cassie.

Me: Hinki, you're ugly and I bet you look like Nosferatu irl.
hinkisterx: haha wargame me noob xd
Me: Ok, I have my partners. Send the wargame request.
lordhinkx: hahahahaahahhahaha no thx fggot, u rnt worth my time xd
Me: ....

hinki by roec October 31, 2013

hiyaking 

kayaking whilst high with your friends.

"Yo, you wanna go hiyaking today? It'll be gnarly!"

hiyaking by saranadingsaqr July 14, 2015