Someone who has a mind of their own. They start speaking in a different language at any moment and spending over 5 minutes with them will make you confused as fuck.
“Omg my hair looks uglytoday”
“No it doesn’t, you are such a hinari”
1) A really screwed up disease that causes hallucinations and paranoia so intense you kill those around you and eventually yourself, usually by clawing out your throat.
2) What would happen if dementia and AIDS had a baby
*On the local news* "Sadly, another person suffering from the highly dangerous Hinamizawa Syndrome slaughtered their family, and then died moments later in the street after clawing out their own throat"
My sister came up with this word to describe me when she was about eight years old. It is a portmanteau combining "hilarious" and "comedian." It is used sarcastically conveying the idea that "although you think you're funny, you're not."
Dude: Jack be not nimble; Jack be not quick; Jack couldn't jump over that there candlestick.
Bro: Hilarious, dude.
Dude: I'm a poet, I knows it.
Bro: Yeah, you're a real hilarian.
She is a character from the anime Hayate no gotoku! and the student council president of hakuo academy. She is also the prettiest & cutest of all anime girls :)