Høvåg 

Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.

Høvåg is the incest capital of Norway

Høvåg by Harald April 3, 2020

Høvåg 

Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!

In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.

we have incest in Høvåg

Høvåg by Harald April 3, 2020

Hovag 

A massive ho that will threaten you within an inch of your life if you do not share a king-sized bed with him (no gay divider allowed). He is the type of man that loves Monster energy drinks and usually consumes at least a six-pack daily.

He is the type of man that is generally very stylish and is often sought after by women, however, he has restraint and throws all of them to the streets because he is the type of man to value his homies more than any number of women.

If you are a bro and found yourself a Hovag, hold him close and do not let him go because he is a rare specimen that won't drop you for the first woman that shows any interest in him.

-Did you share a bed with Hovag?
~Yeah! He made me take down the gay divider too!
-Yikes that is definitely a Hovag.

Hovag by daguav April 19, 2022

huvaguvag language 

simple language that is surprisingly hard to understand if you dont know it. Also called G language, caveman language, ugg language. All you have to do is put "uvag" before every vowel. So pasta = puvagastuvaga.

random person: i love huvaguvag language!
person 1: huvagelluvago, wuvagassuvagup duvagawg?
person 2: wth?
person 1: yuvagou uvagare uvaga uvagugluvagy buvagitch. *smiles sweetly*
person 2: hey, i have no idea what your saying, but thanks.
person 1: nuvago pruvagobluvagem, duvagumbuvagass.

huvaguvag language by CowPidgin December 11, 2006

hevage

male cleavage; man boob; the excess tissue, either fat or muscle seen around the breast area of males, usually in bodybuilders or overweight individuals; see also: bro

holy crap, look at that fat guy, he has some serious hevage

hevage by michael, jack's son December 28, 2009

Hovag's fake yeezys 

Hovag's fake yeezys.

Person 1: You like my new shoes vro?
Person 2: MAAAAAnn those look more faker than Hovag's fake yeezys.

Hovag's fake yeezys by lil cont April 20, 2018

hevag

Hevag is the term that refers to the male version of a skank/hoe/whore/. A man of loose or no morals.

Because you slept with my best friend and my mother whilst we were married you are King of the Hevags.

hevag by shanghai maxwell November 27, 2004