Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper 

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

gyropedokidnapper 

A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.

Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper
Ben: Totally Tubular man

gyropedokidnapper by HORNYGREENMAN September 9, 2019