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Gyro Ball 

A popular drinking game, originating in Arlington, VA and gaining national acclaim in the summer of 2007.

It is played with three tables. One long table in the middle of 2 smaller square tables (note: the 2 square tables should be waist heigth and the long table should be appx. a foot shorter) and a ping pong ball.

The object of the game is to bounce the ball on the long table and get it to bounce as many times as possible on the opposing team's smaller square table.

Each bounce counts for 1 point. The first team to 11 points wins (note: the teams always get the same number of shots, so if the team that shoots first gets to 11 first, then the team that shoots second will have a shot to tie them).

In the event of a tie, the 2 teams will enter into an overtime round. The overtime round has the same rules as the regulation round, but the teams play to 3 points instead of 11.

If a player gets the ball to bounce 11 times on the opposing teams table it is called a "Gyro Ball". If the ball bounces 11+ times and comes to rest on the opponents table it is termed a "Perfect Gyro Ball" (Note: Only 2 Perfect Gyro Balls have ever been recorded and only 1 of those was during competition).
Let's play an exciting drinking game like Gyro Ball.

Gyro Ball is much better then Beer Pong.
Gyro Ball by rd81 December 9, 2007
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This is a baseball pitch that gets the kind of spin similar to a spiral thrown by a quarterback in American football.
There is much debate as to whether the pitch actually exists, but Japanese pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka allegedly throws such a pitch, similar to the slurve(cut fastball/slider) but he is usually extremely vague, saying that he has only seen the gyroball-- in japanese comic books.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQCbvYwHPoA

This is NOT my website, but there are a number of sketchy videos on the internet such as this where it is unclear what kind of spin is on the ball. If and when Daisuke Matsuzaka signs with a major league baseball team(as of october, 2006 he has only pitched in japan), people will surely be talking about the gyroball.
The gyroball is a mythical pitch in baseball that like bigfoot, may or may not exist.
gyroball by devin_ November 1, 2006

Matsuzaka gyroball 

A japanese "strike-out": sake included.
Damn, that guy is a matsuzaka gyroball champ, which of course means he can hit a bong, drink beer, take a shot of sake, and then blow out the smoke like a pro, a pro in drinking games, like in beerfest, which is a movie where a fat black woman says i like my hot dog with mustard and goes down on a man with an asshole beercase helmet and a yellow dick. I would pay a 51 million dollars just to get a chance to see a matsuzaka gyroball.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026