Gypmotized 

When you pay to be hypnotized.. it doesn’t work but they refuse to give your money back to you

That quack hypnotized me so I could quit smoking but It did not work so was gypmotized.
That fool give me back my money or I will kick his ass

Gypmotized by Holden like Carl Molden May 29, 2022

Gitmotized

My beautiful laundered brain.

I vaugely recall being held as a prisoner somewhere in Cuba being raped by the guards and left with a bag over my head in a bright orange jumpsuit in the blazing sun - leaving me 'gitmotized' by it all.

Not the most pleasent holiday.

Gitmotized by qbhomes May 16, 2011

guypnotized 

To constantly think of a guy and everything reminds you of that same guy.

J:Hi A.
A:Hi J.
J:Who are you thinking of?
A:No one?
J:Demon?
A:Yeah!
J:Your soo into him!
A:Ahaha! More like guypnotized!

guypnotized by Cech Kobain April 28, 2009