Gitmotized

My beautiful laundered brain.

I vaugely recall being held as a prisoner somewhere in Cuba being raped by the guards and left with a bag over my head in a bright orange jumpsuit in the blazing sun - leaving me 'gitmotized' by it all.

Not the most pleasent holiday.

by qbhomes May 16, 2011

titmotized

When you are convinced into doing something just because the person asking you has a cracking pair of boobs. Generally this could mean you wake up with a BOBFOC the next morning

Can't believe I got blagged into that one, I must have been titmotized

by synathnic September 5, 2014

gitmoize

To be tortured, by a governmental or non-governmental agency, to the point of psychosis and death and beyond.

The prisoner was gitmoized and returned to his home country dead or alive, no one could quite tell, with a beautifully laundered brain.

by Moby Doug December 5, 2010

nitmotized

A method used both for repair and construction. The use of whatever tools and materials are available to solve a problem. Using custom fabrication to provide what is needed for otherwise more difficult tasks. The process of nitmotizing differs from terms such as afro engineering or ghetto rig in that the items are able to be used for extended periods of time, rather than being an extremely temporary solution.

My desk has been nitmotized, it's not pretty, but it will work until I can replace it.

by Nitmoe February 7, 2010

Gitmoize

verb - def. - to torture as in Guantanamo.

The general came to Abu Ghraib to Gitmoize the facility.

by myskinisnotmyown December 9, 2011

Gypmotized

When you pay to be hypnotized.. it doesn’t work but they refuse to give your money back to you

That quack hypnotized me so I could quit smoking but It did not work so was gypmotized.
That fool give me back my money or I will kick his ass

by Holden like Carl Molden May 29, 2022