Gynosplurge

The act of a gynaecologist sneezing upon the vagina of his patient.

Mr Pippin "Hello darling, how was you cervical smear test?"

Mrs Pippin "Luckily my front bum is in good working order, but I was subject to a strange experience"

Mr Pippin "What was that my dear?"

Mrs Pippin "My vaginal doctor sneezed upon my sensitive parts"

Mr Pippin "Ah Ha! a Gynosplurge"

by miaomatt November 14, 2009