Gymnastpist
A person who, during car camping, performs a controlled suspended hover outside a vehicle using one arm for support in order to urinate without fully leaving shelter or disrupting camp setup.
After a long night of car camping in the rain, I had to channel my inner gymnastpist and carefully hang from the roof handle while hovering out the back door so I didn’t have to fully leave the warmth of the car or risk being eaten by cannibals
Gymnastpist by Gem Nius May 10, 2026
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