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gatastrophe 

When your gat or gun is not functioning properly and it does not work in a time of need.
I was running down the street and i fired my nine and it wouldnt shoot, i had a muth fucking gatastrophe
gatastrophe by Kai Heidenberg November 21, 2006

gaytastrophe 

Something you say or a situation that might jeopardize your standing or appearance in the heterosexual world, such as liking a certain chick flick or using nice smelling hand lotions.
"Dude, that's so fetch!"

"What the hell? 'Fetch'?"

"You know, like in that movie Mean Gi---never mind."

"Gaytastrophe avoided."
gaytastrophe by Danny Noonan, October 20, 2008

gastastrophe 

The passing of extremely pungent gas in a small, socially inappropriate, overpopulated setting. 2-The manipulation of fuel prices to gouge the public for huge profits before leaving political office.
Although the Donald kept his cheeks squeezed tightly together, the fumes building in his stomach from the nachos grande suddenly escaped into the packed boardroom. The gastastrophe made everyone's eyes water.
gastastrophe by enshawntay April 4, 2009

gyattastrophy 

A catastrophy that has a lot of gyatt
Damn that girl is a gyattastrophy
gyattastrophy by msx6942390 February 2, 2024

GYATTASTROPHY 

A gyatt big butt that is catastrophic
that girl has a gyattastrophy
GYATTASTROPHY by msx6942390 February 3, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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