Gutter Runner

A person who drives abnormally close to the curb.

Generally the elderly.

Bill - Slow down, It looks like that cars gonna park.

Ted - Nah, It's just a gutter runner.

by Mr Skim October 29, 2009

Gutter Runner

Somebody who runs John Gutter within Pizza Tower.

"Oh, you run John Gutter. You Gutter Runner. You're never beating that 1:23."
"I Will!"
They never did.

by CattleAwesome February 21, 2023