Gutter Helmut
A German term (Hence Helmut) used to describe the foreskin on the penis; covering the gutter for which the penis cheese is harvested.
Gutter Helmut by Stickman Straw December 19, 2004
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Gutter Helmut
The art of ejaculating on that one spot, towards the back of her head, where it causes a flow down to her back and then continues along her ass crack and ends up collecting into a pool on the floor.
Damnit Cletus! Why you always gotta jizz on the back of my head?
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!
Listen here woman! The day you can jizz on the back of my head is the day you can tell me where i should be jizz'n!
I like how it just flows like rain...
Now go take your shower and let's cuddle, my little gutter helmut!
Gutter Helmut by AthieN September 4, 2008
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gutter helmet
A two-ply condom used when going skanking or engaging in questionable activities with skanks or suspected skanks..
Bobby needs to use a gutter helmet before he lays the pipe to Britney, Paris, Nicole or any of those other skanks.
gutter helmet by Scott Frea September 19, 2006
Gutter helmet
A regional variant common to southern New England for the practical joke/sexual practice known elsewhere as the Dutch oven: i.e. when one partner holds another partner's head beneath a blanket and passes gas.
Sheets are OK for a gutter helmet, but for the real, face-full-of-flatulence effect, you need to go with a down comforter.
Gutter helmet by OrangeTruck December 5, 2012
Gutter Helmet
Tony always sneak's around with Jennifer so nobody see's then, be he secretly hopes for a little gutter helmet.
Gutter Helmet by -cM July 16, 2007
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