A YouTuber that spends his time whining into a camera or performing some skit he put 2 seconds of thought into. Typically mouth-breathing, knuckle draggers are big fans of GusJohnson and dream of sucking his pasty little pecker.
"You see the new GusJohnson video?"
"No, I prefer to keep cancer away from my eyes."
The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.
Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.