Gurwanker 

A Grotesquely Unsuccessful Right-wing wanker. We've all met him, trills on Twitter, bsessed with pedophiles, Trump (strange that) and erectile dysfunction meds (though heaven knows why, it's not liking he's getting any). Doesn't respond well to being laughed at ... giggles.

He's so obsessed, no wonder even he calls himself a #Gurwanker

Gurwanker by MoreGiggles August 5, 2024

Granker 

Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!

Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!

Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021

gurwinder 

The most beautiful handsome man in the world and what makes him even more attractive is that he doesn't realize how good looking he really is. Tall, dark and handsome with a strong build and stunning masculine facial features. Usually middle eastern. Has tremendous respect for women dispite being raised in a culture that is traditionally very oppressive towards women. He could have any woman he desires and as many women as any man could ever desire due to how he is so amazingly sexy and attractive but he is the type of man that is loyal to only one woman. He is very shy and it is rare for Gurwinder to find someone that he really wants to be with and spend the rest of his life with but when he does find love he is extremely affectionate and giving to that very lucky lady. If you are a woman that has a Gurwinder as a mate then you have won the lottery with an infinite jackpot of love, understanding, passion, laughs, and happiness. A woman that is with a Gurwinder must never take him for granted and must always reciprocate the amazing love that she will receive from her Gurwinder. He is usually very wealthy although money is no object of real importance to him. He is extremely intelligent, usually fluent in multiple languages and learns easily and quickly. He is super chill and easy going. He never judges anyone and He always sees people for their heart.

Gurwinder is a dying breed of man that is really rare to find in any time in history. Everybody likes him.

Gurwinder takes such good care of his girlfriend. I wish I had a Gurwinder as my man.

gurwinder by Marge4208 November 21, 2018

gerfwanker 

Someone who is being an ass, but being funny at the same time. Friends use it in their own cliques or groups.

Faber, quit being a gerfwanker.

gerfwanker by Wulfy April 7, 2007

Gurwinder 

A lovely,kind,generous guy with fame and money.He is very wealthy and VERY sexy!
Knows all the ways to turn any girl into his girlfriend. He has a Fantastic personality and has a huge sense of humour. He is a FULL on muscular guy with a passion of sport especially Basketball,Football and cricket.

Always keeps his life fulled with jokes and laughter so the ladies are kept amused and enjoy when they are with him.

Gurwinder gets all of the hoes

Gurwinder by Gaivy June 14, 2019

granker 

Slang term for a person of Portugese background. Most often used as an insult to an espescially lazy, stupid, or stinky portugese person.

Loren Carvalho is so lazy. Way more than a Spick, he must be a Granker.

granker by TheFlyingGopher January 30, 2005

granker 

when you just have a good wank and then twist the penis inside out....\

hey steve just had to get my GRANKer on.

granker by charlie muggins November 13, 2017