Gunsel fuck

An individual that buys all of his "cowboy" gear at the local cowboy wannabe supply store and listens to atrocious music about pick up trucks and tractors, yet all the while is the sorriest excuse for a hand you will ever meet. He has never even seen a cow but calls himself a cowboy because he has cheesey boots, a Kenny Chesney straw hat, and a giant store bought buckle he proudly sports to hold up his camo pants. The ultimate poser and a disgrace that pisses on the culture and tradition of the cattle punching profession.

He says he's a cowboy but he actually doesn't know a damn thing about horses or cattle or how to drive that tractor his damn radio is always singing about?!? What a gunsel fuck.

by Reddirt May 31, 2014

Gunsel Fuck

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose

My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 19, 2008

gunkelfucked

When someone finds extreme pleasure (often erotic), out of an otherwise painful or horrible situation.

Man, Jesse got Gunkelfucked last night. We paid this married townie $10 to beat the piss out of him all night, and he was loving every second of it. She even told us that when she backhanded his thunder penis, it was hard as lightning.

by GlucosamineChondroitin June 23, 2008

gunkelfuck

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.

Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.

by GavinJC June 20, 2008