The Act Of Waiting At A Bus Stop While One Sits His, and/or Her Posterior Structure Onto A Nearby Bench, Lookin' Like One Douche Of A Gump.(see. Gump)

Some Dude: Yo Man Its Been Over An Hour, Where You At?

Smokey SellsALOT: My Bad Dawg Im Stuck Here Gumpin' It At This Bus Stop.

Some Dude: You Douchebag!

Gumpin' It by Boondocckkkkk November 12, 2007

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Gumpin' It

Masturbating EXCLUSIVELY to the sex scenes in Forrest Gump the Novel made in 1986 by Winston Groom and the 1994 movie by Robert Zemeckis

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I'm about to be Gumpin' It so hard!"

Gumpin' It by ShadyShrew August 25, 2025

Gumpin' It.

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.

I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

Gumpin' It. by Good Contractor May 15, 2020

Gumpin It

When someone is running as fast as they can, and look like an idiot doing so.

That guy looked like a fool, gumpin it away from the cops like that.

Gumpin It by JohntheOnion August 25, 2023

Gumpin It

The act of placing a living freshly caught shrimp, (or crawdad depending on your region) inside of your rectum in the manner of the hamster Lemmiwinks in the South Park episode "The Death Camp of Tolerance". There are some who swear by the more extreme variation "Bubba-Gumpin It" - in which you place two belts around your lower thighs in a tourniquet-fashion to pay homage to Lt. Dan.

Sorry I'm late, I was Gumpin it for the last hour or so.

Gumpin It by [Zuss]BeanMan March 29, 2025

straight gumpin' it

One's ability to run with great amounts of speed. Usually in order to reach a destination or escape a pursuer.

"I was trying to catch Dave, but he was straight gumpin' it!"

straight gumpin' it by Stealthfox December 8, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026