Skip to main content

Gulf of Mexico 

Term used to describe the act of ejaculating into another person's beverage without him/her noticing, leaving the ejaculant to float around in the liquid, much like BP oil in Gulf waters
"When I ordered the special cocktail of the night, I sure wasn't expecting the shady bartender to make it a Gulf of Mexico."

"Fred sure thought he was all sorts of swagg before he discovered the Gulf of Mexico in his coconut water."

"Last night at the frat party, Bill was taking everybody's drink to the Gulf of Mexico for free."
Gulf of Mexico by UltimateTool September 5, 2011

Gulf Of Mexico 

an oil reservoir off the coast of the southern United States and eastern Mexico that has been contaminated by water
Why is there water in the Gulf of Mexico?
Gulf Of Mexico by specneeee October 28, 2015

Gulf of Mexico 

The new site of our nations strategic oil reserves
wow dude, we should just let the gulf fill with oil. Bp execs are really geniuses for figuring out a method for oil extraction on such a large scale. Now that there is more oil in the gulf of mexico than water, we can use it for a sustainable source of domestic energy.
Gulf of Mexico by shimptompili June 12, 2010

gulfofmexico

trumps so stupid he think the gulfofmexico is the gulf of america
gulfofmexico by timmy gulfofmexico February 12, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026