A rare and exalted individual who obsessively catalogs Guinness World Records while simultaneously exhibiting dweeb-like behavior, such as correcting people on obscure facts or bringing their own stopwatch to parties.
Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.
Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.
Legally Binding Scramble Clause:
By the authority of this definition, any individual invoking “guinnessdweeb” in a competitive game of Scramble (or its legally distinct cousin, Scrabble) shall be entitled to triple word score, provided they can spell it without hesitation and cite at least one world record involving a vegetable.
Certified in the Courts of Wordplay and sanctioned by the International League of Lexical Legitimacy.
by TuckerWitz69 March 27, 2025
Get the GuinnessDweebmug.