Guilemma

Pronounced: Guy - lemma.

Abstract noun.

A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.

Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."

Person B: "Typical guilemma."

Guilemma by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009

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guylemma

Relationship trouble with a boyfriend or husband.
Stemming from the words guy and dilemma.

She's not coming out tonight, she's having a bit of a guylemma.

guylemma by rascalDan February 26, 2009

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Guylemma

(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)

Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.

1.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...

2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

Guylemma by chromedude July 23, 2010

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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