Guitart

A female OR male who is presented in advertisements wearing scant, yet sloven attire, with a Strat or Les Paul strapped around their neck so as to target a specific market demographic with propaganda, but who has no discernible musical talent whatsoever -- only because they're never actually seen or heard playing it.

Clive:
That rock chick & metal dude on that billboard over there are so awesome!; bet they could out-shred Angus Young, Slash, and Frank Gambale if they were all to play their entire discographies, not respectively, but rather, collectively, in a single sitting, feeding every note into a giant audio mulcher.

Jacinta:
You numbskull!, they're 'Guitarts', and are much like children were expected to be in the 1800's: seen, but never heard.

by Snuggle Pot November 20, 2012

GuiTart

This is the common name given to a total whore involved with rock music, or, just guitaring.

Hayley Williams.
"Ugh, that Hayley Williams is such a guiTart"

:S

by Gibsonsrcool August 21, 2010

flying V guitar player

Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.

Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius

by Starchylde April 16, 2017

Canadian Air Guitar

An oral sex act similar to cunnilingus, except the female's genitalia is talked down to and criticized in disapproval.

Logan's Canadian Air Guitar skills have cost him his last three relationships.

by Van Jermaine October 13, 2016

Guitarist

The guy who your girlfriend left you for.

Dude... She left you for the guitarist of your own band!!!

by qwertyuioPasdfghjkLzxcvbnM July 23, 2012

Electric Guitar

An Instrument that produces a current of power, and sounds like lightning

Man 1: Wow what's that sound?
Man 2: Dude, that's a fucking electric guitar.

by Mineralogie March 18, 2017

Guitar Hero endurance

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.

"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."

by Scott Shumaker February 12, 2008