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Guidosis
A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
guidos
although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.
guidos by i hate italians June 1, 2005
Guidosterone
A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.
Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.
Guidosterone by Jmanus June 5, 2010
Guidos
a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.
"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."
Guidos by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008