Gudios

The word to use when you wwnt to call something legendary.

That person is gudios.

by G.G.D July 25, 2022

gudios

Gudios is used when to describe a not very nice moment, person, or thing. Using it makes it sound more pleasent when your cursing cause: gudios > curse word

"I gudios my whole life."
"This gudios thing is broken!"
"Your are the worst gudios gamer!"

by Gudios July 26, 2022

Guidosis

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.

One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

guidos

although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.

guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks

by i hate italians June 1, 2005

Guidosterone

A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.

Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.

by Jmanus June 5, 2010

Gudis

Another name for a penis

Hey girl come suck this Gudis

by Bigpapii1989 August 15, 2018

Guidos

a pair of man tits so large you basically could go out to a corner and stand there with your leg out, get picked up and start getting felt up. MJ loves these, they keep him warm at night and they are like two pillows.

"dude i used pex just for you, cause you know i like you and i wouldn't want to insult your guidos hanging in your shirt."

by SexPanther#2 April 17, 2008