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Guatemalan Goatee 

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."
Guatemalan Goatee by BangalangMan February 12, 2025