saying to everyone you're gonna do a shitload of things and then do nothing at all.
As Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaidó declared himself acting president of Venezuela had promised to fullfil a plan to stop Maduro's regime and give rise to a transition government and free elections, but since then what Venezuelans believed as a fact never happened and it seems like will never happen.
As Venezuelan opposition leader Juan Guaidó declared himself acting president of Venezuela had promised to fullfil a plan to stop Maduro's regime and give rise to a transition government and free elections, but since then what Venezuelans believed as a fact never happened and it seems like will never happen.
X: oh shit, the landlord just called me saying he's getting me evicted.
Y: Nah, just relax, he's just guaidoing and stuff.
Y: Nah, just relax, he's just guaidoing and stuff.
by Zelinhotuga October 31, 2019
Get the Guaidoing mug.When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.
by running out of patience May 8, 2009
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A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
Get the Barney-guarding job mug.Kid 1: I'm not moving until you leave the safe zone.
Kid 2: No goose-guarding!
Kid 1: Okay, fine! I'll just run around the whole court until you leave then instead.
Kid 2: No goose-guarding!
Kid 1: Okay, fine! I'll just run around the whole court until you leave then instead.
by Deepecologist October 26, 2018
Get the Goose-guarding mug.When a person guards a "safe" or "base" spot during a game of tag, forcing the person at the base to get tagged when they come out.
by Daniela K October 29, 2006
Get the puppy guarding mug.When engaging in the activity of extensive making out, moving your partner's hand to the spot you want it. That being the lower back, buttocks, theighs, breasts, penis, neck, anywhere. It's a good way to let your man know you're ready to go to the next level without asking. It lets him know it's okay.
She was hand guiding me to that ass. That's how I knew it was okay to get handsy. I waited because I didn't want to until she was okay with it.
by inteligent-delight August 19, 2013
Get the Hand Guiding mug.Making out/ hooking up, primarily in a party setting. Typically in front of the beer/keg/etc. and effectively "guarding" any other party goers from reaching it.
They were guarding the beer for hours. Though I must admit they did a good job, nobody bothered taking any of the beer that was behind them.
by Gohawks91 January 24, 2011
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