Guac’d

Getting crushed by somebody so badly that you realize all of your hopes and dreams were completely and utterly meaningless.
Basically getting nae-nea’d times infinity.

My 2017 WRX STI got guac’d by a ‘99 Toyota Corolla.

by Sadboye#112 August 22, 2019

Guac Dropper

A masked man who swoops into Mexican Restaurants and spits mouthfulls of Guacamole on to unsuspecting victims.

"Have you heard? the Guac Dropper swooped into the Taco Bar last night! He spit Guacamole all over Pepe!"

by Woody Woodrow April 30, 2008

Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.

Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"

by fittyC June 14, 2015

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

stuiped guac dingo

That word no one knows about, yet it's always offensive.

Man 1: You're a stuiped guac dingo!

Man 2: You take that back!

Weird guy in the corner: That dirty dirty hoe ;)

by LokiTheGreyMan May 18, 2018

GUACDOG

Taking a shit on someone's chest, then vomiting on it.

I had the best experience of watching my fellow friend except a Guacdog.

by LOWLIFE October 13, 2006