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Grundlebug

tiny pieces of feces that you miss wiping after you go the toilet, that dry and become attached to your grundle hairs. Also known as "dags", the removal of these items is often met with a severe stinging sensation and repulsive odour stain on the fingers
1. "just like ripping off a band-aid, i closed my eyes and yanked off the grundlebugs until they were all gone and it stung like crazy!"

Grundlebug

This creature eats your coochie.
That grundlebug was so good last night
Grundlebug by Lajay March 18, 2019

grundlebeard 

This would be the pubic thatch.
Lol, your grundlebeard is all up in there.
grundlebeard by 31d1 September 19, 2005

grundlebuss 

someone who has sex with a twinkie, and then squeezes the cream out using their legs.
I walked into my boss's office and saw him the riding the grundlebuss, upon him noticing me he squeezed his legs and deflated the twinkie in nervousness, i immediately left.
grundlebuss by chrisalyss September 6, 2009

Grundlebucket 

A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this person always manages to weasel their way into every inch of your life and transform your joy to pain. A grundlebucket should be avoided.
Mr May: Hey student 1 can I call you Grundlebucket as a nickname

Student 1: I dont know sir I'm pretty sure that's not a nice name let me search it up on the Urban Dictionary
Mr May: OH ok, oh yes go right ahead
Student 1: A grundlebucket is not a pleasant person, this..... HEY this wasn't here last week, Grundlebucket is an inside joke for our class, this guy who wrote it.. they,...they...they...must.tt.t be..iiin our..classsss!
Editor: HA
Grundlebucket by Daniel5tookenham February 24, 2022

Grundlemuffin 

The placing of one's fist into one's grundle and letting it bake there for a minute, then removing it and punching another person across the face with it.
Bitch, if you don't shut your mouth, you're gonna get a big ol' grundlemuffin!
Grundlemuffin by Head Chef McC December 21, 2006