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Grundle Date

The best type of date. Using blocks or points you can treat your lover to the sites, sounds and excellent food of the Grundle (otherwise known as the Harris Millis dining hall at UVM.) Very romantic for a night on the town, your ladyfriend will appreciate that you took the time to select such a nice place to have a special evening.
Man 1: What did you do last night bro?

Man 2: Took this hottie to the grundle.

Man 1: Oh a grundle date, I did that last week but the girl hasn't called me back. Werd.
by RollitupLightitupSparkitup October 30, 2009
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Grundlebate

A highly stimulating sex act whereby your sexual partner tightly, but gingerly, pinches your grundle while you furiously and feverishly masturbate yourself. To perform properly, your mate must pinch the grundle between their thumb and forefinger and must tug this fleshy area back and forth and up and down in rhythmic and synchronous harmony to the recipient's stroking and beating of their turgid cock. Said act is known for explosive orgasms but can result in a very sore taint if performed too frequently.
Carl exploded in a body quivering orgasm after his girlfriend helped him get off with a little Grundlebate action. She tugged a little to hard though and Carl's taint was a little tender to the touch the next morning.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
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