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Grumpy dumpy 

A shit that is not refreshing to let go and you wish you hadn’t.
I just shifted my pants that shit was grumpy dumpy.

Grumpy dumpy 

When you let a shit go and it was not refreshing and you regret letting it go.
I just shitted my pants that shit was a grumpy dumpy.

grumpy dump 

A shit that hurts coming out. Grumpy dumps most often occur after eating spicy food, or can simply happen if you are just taking girthy shit.
Man, I just took a giant grumpy dump! I think my butthole is bleeding!

John took a grumpy dump upstairs! I think we are gonna need to call a plumber.
grumpy dump by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

gumpy dumpy 

*Jimathine gets home
mother: is everything all right ?
Jimathine: no my day was whack
mother: stop being a gumpy dumpy and lets go eat
gumpy dumpy by IMdookieATcod November 7, 2019

dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy 

When u realize that gaga gets more plastic than most of the roads yall countries got in succulent plants that rlly give sixteen passports for sanitizing most of the times with ps4 controllers with dababy
NOOO!, you did nottt just dumpy gumpy lumpy shumpy

Dump a grumpy. 

Every morning I dump a grumpy.
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