Grumpers

Queen of the Jews annn'er fuckin' cheers up. Reeks the fuck of bad fuckin' attitude. It loves itself some purple and turns out ta be fuckin' latino! All it wants to do is grump, which earns it some lovin' from its UMR fam. Lastly, it has been known to wreck a FREC or two in her time.

Grumpers Grumper FREC Purple Latino Latina Attitude

by I am an Oil Man February 5, 2010

Grumper

An especially hot and steamy shit. Grumpers often leave you very sweaty and exhausted. They're mostly taken under less than ideal situations like port-o-johns and bar bathrooms.

Man I was tailgating on Saturday and I had to shit some fierce. I went to the port-o-John and dropped a fiery grumper. My asshole was never the same.

by Alexdlegit March 25, 2017

Grumperson Jones

An extremely grumpy, cranky, or unhappy individual.

Watch out, Greg is a Grumperson Jones today!

by Emily Jones-Parker July 28, 2010

grampers

Diapers for the elderly. Depends undergarments. Grandpa+Pampers= Grampers.

You smell that, that old bastard just crapped his grampers.

by Larson November 9, 2006

Grumpelstiltskin

A person who is being grumpy.

"urgh, Steve, stop being such a grumpelstiltskin!"

by MrMojo82 February 23, 2010

Niagara Grumper

An explosive shit. Comes pouring out of your ass with seemingly no end to the flow. Like a hot waterfall of shit.

I ate some bad oysters last night and today I experienced the worst Niagara Grumper. I couldn’t get off the shitter.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Grumpelstiltskin

a play on the name of the dwarf character in the classic Grimm Brother's fairy tale which is used to label someone who is pissed off for an insignificant reason

use this term to further aggravate someone who is already excessively angry for unimportant reasons; personal amusement comes from watching the Grumpelstiltskin become more angry and frustruated upon being called this name

Sally(angry and irrational): OH MY GOD! Someone ate all the Special K! I'm gonna f'n kill someone! All I wanted all day was my fucking cereal! I HATE THIS!!!

Sarah(calm and cool): Simmer down, Grumpelstiltskin.

Sally: Fuck you! I hate you, you cock-juggling thunder cunt!...(continues to yell and scream and hate on Sarah)

by Jessie L June 13, 2007