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gwumpalump 

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017

trumpalump 

The small bulge in Donald Trump's pants after his daughter gets off of his lap.
Ivanka gives her dad a trumpalump in every family photo
trumpalump by No1nose March 20, 2017
A level name in the final world of Super Mario 3D World
Don't look up Grumblump on Urban Dictionary. - RedFalcon, 2021
grumblump by 5003erX March 5, 2021

Grumpaluncher 

Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching

Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?

Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?

The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
Guy 1: Wow that guy sure is a grumpaluncher

Guy 2: Yeah he kill 28 people in the last hour

grumpalumpagus 

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.
how goes it grumpalumpagus?
grumpalumpagus by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007

grumpalumpagous 

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy
Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.
grumpalumpagous by no1sandman April 17, 2016
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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