Grumpalope

A grumpy dude that is very lazy or a mad deer like creature
that jump very high

George is a Grumpalope!

Grumpalope by George Landon March 19, 2008

grumployee 

Usually a narcissistic, grumpy co-worker who blames everyone from management to his co-workers, while boosting his already over-inflated ego. Grumployees think of themselves as vastly superior to other workers, and frequently show contempt towards their colleagues. However, deep down, grumployees are very insecure, and are terrified of being put into a work environment where they may appear vulnerable. Usually, grumployees achieve their coveted status in an organization by creating their own turf and fiercely protecting their "secret knowledge", thereby acting as gatekeepers, while presenting themselves to managament as being indispensable. Usually, they stay in one company forever, as they cannot risk change. A new job would require them to start from square one and be vulnerable, which is what grumployee hates the most. Grumployees are often found in Information Technology, but can also exist in other fields, such as Finance, Insurance, Real Estate, etc.

"Patrick is such a grumployee. All he does is stand in the hallway, complaining about the incompetent managers, while keeping all the software training books and CDs under lock and a key, so not a single one of us new hires can learn anything about our proprietary software"

grumployee by MrWhoAmI July 29, 2009

Grumpalow

A flat mate with no sense of humour

Damn Emma is such a Grumpalow !!!

Grumpalow by Grumpalow August 10, 2016

grumpalottapuss

One who exhibits unusually high levels of grumpiness.

My wife is a real grumpalottapuss today!

grumpalottapuss by DarkStar83 February 10, 2023