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Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)
Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.
Grumble Porn by Dave July 14, 2003
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Grumble Porn

really sick hybrid porn, especially that porn which involves not only dwarves, but shemale scatophile dwarves
I Hate You! You're Such A Grumble Porn-Star!
Grumble Porn by Bubba July 14, 2003

Grumble Porn

a combination of the sickest, most disgusting porn

an example of grumble porn is:
a still born male siamese horse with it's head up with mother's arse being shat on, with a male old midget bum fucking it whilst spank the horse with a whip
"Haha, Jack's into Grumble Porn!"
Grumble Porn by Dan July 13, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking
Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'
Grumble Porn by Dave July 14, 2003

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026