random 16 yr old in phoenix: duuuuude, like arizona sucks.
california is waaaay better duuude. btw, you "know" a girl named hawaii?
random 16 yr old's friend:
of course dude,
everyone "knows" her, and for all the wrong reasons. just drive by whiskeygurl's house late at night and you can see the hydraulic show. the car leaves a new crater in front of her house every night!!