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When a man starts burrowing into an asshole first with his hands like a dog then sticks his face in it making the sounds "Om nom nom nom" like a rabid animal. After he makes a big opening, he sticks a rather large object like a bone, or animal, into the anus opening that eventually hangs out when the other person walks away leaving a saggy bottom and crooked walk.
Look at that dude limping. Naw man, see how his pants are hanging a little low, too? He MUST'VE gotten the grotts earlier.
Grotts by Chunky Luvr August 5, 2011
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An accumulation of clothes in the pelvic area. Originates in Cleveland, Ohio See also Wedgie
When you stand up, I can see the grotta you have, pull it out.
Grotta by Mannywallace May 17, 2006
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grotesquities 

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.
Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.
grotesquities by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

Dead Grotty

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty
Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"
I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.
grotty by Samoonfka July 12, 2006
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Groats Disease 

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.
Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.
Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Gottschalk 

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.
Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!
Gottschalk by Gottschalk March 9, 2011