Grotts

When a man starts burrowing into an asshole first with his hands like a dog then sticks his face in it making the sounds "Om nom nom nom" like a rabid animal. After he makes a big opening, he sticks a rather large object like a bone, or animal, into the anus opening that eventually hangs out when the other person walks away leaving a saggy bottom and crooked walk.

Look at that dude limping. Naw man, see how his pants are hanging a little low, too? He MUST'VE gotten the grotts earlier.

by Chunky Luvr August 5, 2011

Grotta

An accumulation of clothes in the pelvic area. Originates in Cleveland, Ohio See also Wedgie

When you stand up, I can see the grotta you have, pull it out.

by Mannywallace May 17, 2006

grotesquities

pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez

things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.

Things that are grotesque.

Mason can't watch horror movies because he is easily frightened by the grotesquities.

by danbrown4life February 9, 2008

Dead Grotty

Something or someone who is Grotesque

Wouldn't be seen dead in one of those! that's dead grotty

seen that tart? shes dead grotty

by Jeremy Hillary Boob PHD February 8, 2012

grotty

Grotesque.

Made famous by George Harrison in "A Hard Day's Night"

I wouldn't be caught dead in them, they're dead grotty.

by Samoonfka July 12, 2006

Groats Disease

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Gottschalk

A last name meaning strength and awesomeness. They usually participate in combat sports or wars. They rule over all others and demand respect from everyone. If you know anyone with the last name Gottschalk you should be thankful that God has put them in your life.

Did you see that awesome guy walk by?

Yeah! He must have been a Gottschalk!

by Gottschalk March 9, 2011