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Definitions by T-man

a man named dominic who hits dabs daily & has swamp ass
dabinic, you're ass is sweating again. you hit a dab before work?
Dabinic by t-man May 14, 2019
C.P.U. stands for Captured Penguins unite
teacher: what does cpu stand for?
me: i know, its captured penguins unite. gosh i'm smart.
teacher: not really but okay.
me: so i'm not right no but its creative

be creative... cpu, captured penguins unite or your friends have been caught.
cpu by t-man December 5, 2006

shitslinger 

One who rolls their feces into litte balls and shoots them out of a slingshot.
"Leik omg! I shot u in the hed liek 7 times!!!"

"stfu shitslinger!"
shitslinger by T-Man April 8, 2005

whatever-whateva 

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.
Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!
whatever-whateva by T-man November 4, 2004
When a person is being extremely witty towards another.

The roastings began when people would honor a person by poking fun at them or their career.
Person1: You smell like hair products.
Person2: Dang, you roastin'.
roastin by T-man November 4, 2004

betarded 

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.
Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.
betarded by T-Man November 2, 2004
it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says
my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today
groob by T-man October 27, 2004