Grongid

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Alias: Charlie, Daddy, and Count Good-Dad.

Likely to be a cross-dresser, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.

Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...

Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021

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Grongid

Alias: 'Daddy', 'Dusty' or 'Count Good-Dad' .

Likely to be a sex pest and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.

Wow, this idiot is a complete Grongid! He creeps me out...

Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021

Related Words

Grongid • Charlie Grongid • Gongiddly • Grongadoinks • gronged

Charlie Grongid

Alias: David Grongid, Daddy, Count Good-Dad, and Davey McRapeface.

Cross-dressing numpty, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.

Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...

Charlie Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021

gronged

It Is A Video Game Nerd

Oh Guys Here Comes The Gronged Sure He Can Help

gronged by lockdrop August 25, 2021

Gongiddly

/ɡɒŋɡɪd(ə)li /

Adjective

A cringe that outstays its welcome , burrows into your bones and gives you the shingles for a month.

Stop doing that weird dance in the middle of the dairy aisle with your feet pointed like a 17th century dandy and wagging your finger like you’re in a 20s nightclub. It’s verging on gongiddly. People are looking at us. I don’t know you.

Gongiddly by Raisinscaramouche January 3, 2021

Grongadoinks

A semi-humorous word to refer to large breasts.

Specifically used by scared virgins who never came close to seeing a real pair of breasts.

Her Grongadoinks make me nervous for her back.

Grongadoinks by Tuning. May 16, 2025

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026