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Alias: Charlie, Daddy, and Count Good-Dad.

Likely to be a cross-dresser, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...
Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
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Alias: 'Daddy', 'Dusty' or 'Count Good-Dad' .

Likely to be a sex pest and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Grongid! He creeps me out...
Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
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Charlie Grongid 

Alias: David Grongid, Daddy, Count Good-Dad, and Davey McRapeface.

Cross-dressing numpty, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...
Charlie Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
Oh Guys Here Comes The Gronged Sure He Can Help
gronged by lockdrop August 25, 2021
/ɡɒŋɡɪd(ə)li /

Adjective

A cringe that outstays its welcome , burrows into your bones and gives you the shingles for a month.
Stop doing that weird dance in the middle of the dairy aisle with your feet pointed like a 17th century dandy and wagging your finger like you’re in a 20s nightclub. It’s verging on gongiddly. People are looking at us. I don’t know you.
Gongiddly by Raisinscaramouche January 3, 2021

Grongadoinks 

A semi-humorous word to refer to large breasts.

Specifically used by scared virgins who never came close to seeing a real pair of breasts.
Her Grongadoinks make me nervous for her back.
Grongadoinks by Tuning. May 16, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019