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Alias: Charlie, Daddy, and Count Good-Dad.

Likely to be a cross-dresser, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...
Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
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Alias: 'Daddy', 'Dusty' or 'Count Good-Dad' .

Likely to be a sex pest and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Grongid! He creeps me out...
Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
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Charlie Grongid 

Alias: David Grongid, Daddy, Count Good-Dad, and Davey McRapeface.

Cross-dressing numpty, sex pest, and a bad father.

He thinks he's intelligent, but he's profoundly influenced by the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also highly likely to be a covert narcissist, so BEWARE!

But that's okay. He worked in a kitchen and thinks steaks are best cooked medium well.
Wow, this idiot is a complete Charlie Grongid! He creeps me out...
Charlie Grongid by GingerbreadDorn November 1, 2021
Oh Guys Here Comes The Gronged Sure He Can Help
gronged by lockdrop August 25, 2021
/ɡɒŋɡɪd(ə)li /

Adjective

A cringe that outstays its welcome , burrows into your bones and gives you the shingles for a month.
Stop doing that weird dance in the middle of the dairy aisle with your feet pointed like a 17th century dandy and wagging your finger like you’re in a 20s nightclub. It’s verging on gongiddly. People are looking at us. I don’t know you.
Gongiddly by Raisinscaramouche January 3, 2021

Grongadoinks 

A semi-humorous word to refer to large breasts.

Specifically used by scared virgins who never came close to seeing a real pair of breasts.
Her Grongadoinks make me nervous for her back.
Grongadoinks by Tuning. May 16, 2025
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