Grolt
When a person grabs their crotch and squeezes while moving hand up and down, typically while sticking out the tongue
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Grootmoor
a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs
"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"
Grootmoor by croissantfeet May 26, 2020
Grotch
An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.
Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.
Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018
Groat's syndrome
A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.
This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.
Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
Groat's syndrome by cagedape January 24, 2011