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Gripples 

Word used to describe very large "grape" sized "nipples"
Grimy! Did you see how hard grandma's "gripples" got while she was watching mud wrestling last night?
Gripples by wallville December 18, 2008
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Gripples 

Nipples that grip your face and don't let go for a very long time.
Kevin: "Dude Sean has Gripples"
Jovani: "Are You Serious Kevin'
Kevin: "Yea they attacked my face."
Gripples by FunnyPeopleRfunny June 10, 2011

Gripples 

The muscles around your anus that cause your spincter to close.
Her gripples were blowed out fool!
Gripples by ScroopidTardHo December 19, 2019

P-Dizzle and the Grapples 

Up and coming rap group started in Wichita, Kansas. First album is set to be released in late May or early June of 2015.
Brandon: Hey did you hear about P-Dizzle and the Grapples?
Austin: That's that new rap group right? I preordered their album already.
When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.
Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
Gripple by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Grapples 

To wrap someone around arms around another making it impossible for other to move.
*grapples you*
Grapples by Fallen Sister December 22, 2009

nipple gripple 

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"
hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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