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Gripples 

Nipples that grip your face and don't let go for a very long time.
Kevin: "Dude Sean has Gripples"
Jovani: "Are You Serious Kevin'
Kevin: "Yea they attacked my face."
Gripples by FunnyPeopleRfunny June 10, 2011

Gripples 

The muscles around your anus that cause your spincter to close.
Her gripples were blowed out fool!
Gripples by ScroopidTardHo December 19, 2019

P-Dizzle and the Grapples 

Up and coming rap group started in Wichita, Kansas. First album is set to be released in late May or early June of 2015.
Brandon: Hey did you hear about P-Dizzle and the Grapples?
Austin: That's that new rap group right? I preordered their album already.
When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.
Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
Gripple by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Grapples 

To wrap someone around arms around another making it impossible for other to move.
*grapples you*
Grapples by Fallen Sister December 22, 2009

nipple gripple 

the action of twisting someones nipples in an effort to cause pain.
the attacker will usually shout "nipple gripple"
hey bob... NIPPLE GRIPPLE. ha ha
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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