Gripple

When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.

Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally

Gripple by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Get merch

Get the Gripple mug.

See more merch

gripple

A nipple on a grizzly bear. IOW, the last thing you'll ever see when you pet a baby grizzly bear in the woods and its mother rears up to bite your head off.

The last thing i remember before waking up in the hospital was those huge gripples sticking out through her fur.

gripple by thatquietboy November 29, 2011

Get merch

gripple

(v) the act of squeezing, popping, scratching, et al the zits and boils on a lover's back, not necessarily during sex. Often done at random or during outdoor picnics by a body of water.

Also known as:

"Clearing the mine-field", "raking the back-leaves"

"Oi, Kev...how's Denise?"

"Great Mick...she's like a chimp she is, always trying to gripple me back!"

gripple by capedfolly February 9, 2010